Tuesday, September 22, 2009

56-year-old Virgin Testifies

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Sometimes ya just gotta wonder which planet these people come from. This is video from last week at a Texas school board meeting.

The thing is, the testimony was over whether the schools would start using text books that taught kids about people like tax protestor Grover Norquist and Dancing with the Stars idiot Tom DeLay.

This woman misunderstood, and stood up to testify about sex education.

She makes an interesting personal revelation - seems she's a virgin after 56 years, and has found a way to "complete sexual satisfaction with her clothes on."

You've got to listen - the board is understandably freaked out, but people have got to wonder what it is she does.

Maybe she sits at home watching Glenn Beck, letting the frustration well up, and then....BANG!

56-Year-Old Virgin [NSFW] [VIDEO]

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